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1.
Ch-ch-ch-chia! 02:56
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Here we go! I got the coolest present I just gotta plant the seeds Gonna complete the whole set I don’t need a dog, I’ve got a Chia Pet Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Oh woah woah oh oh It’s hard to keep alive Oh woah woah oh oh I’ve got a Chia Pet Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Ba ba ba ba ba (repeated a dozen times) Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Ch-ch-ch-chia Ch-ch-ch-chia pet! Ba ba ba ba ba (repeated infinity & beyond)
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My Greatest Fan 02:58
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As you grow up… There’s a thousand things that we both can do Just grab your Elmo toy and I’ll explain this all to you Now first thing’s first... We gotta play all of your daddy’s favorite songs You can have some of my Doritos And have my pizza with extra cheese Tomorrow’s the weekend So let’s stay up late Let’s watch the “Never Ending Story” And follow it up with “Follow That Bird” You’re my best friend little man I know you’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan I’ll be right by your side I’ll be right by your side I will always love you! You can play with my Legos Cookie Monster’s our friend I’ll teach you my secret handshake Here’s some coins for the arcade You’re my best friend little man Yeah you’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan You’ll always be my greatest fan
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Friday, I'm Being Hunted 02:34
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It’s hard to close my eyes at night I get bad dreams, I’m in for a fight tonight I turn the corner, he’s already there The Joker’s laugh is everywhere (HA HA HA HA) Covered in sweat, this can’t be real Yeah, there’s a hand coming out my cereal Wake me up before you go-go Taking a stand with my pal Gizmo Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah You can’t get me! Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Get out of my dreams! This lack of sleep is holding me down It makes my head spin right round, baby right round And when I feel safe, I’ll open the door Now my feet aren’t touching the floor Covered in sweat, this can’t be real Yeah, there’s a hand coming out my cereal Wake me up before you go-go Taking a stand with my pal Gizmo Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah You can’t get me! Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Get out of my dreams! When will this nightmare end? When will a good dream begin? When will this nightmare end? I can’t escape! Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah You can’t get me! Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Na na na na na ah Get out of my dreams!
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Videogame Slumber Party 02:28
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Chilling out in my Mario Brothers PJ’s We’re staying up all night playing video games Crack open a TaB Open a bag of Reese’s Pieces Just recite the password at the door oh or oh woah oh or Let’s have a party! It’s a party, woah oh woah oh oh It’s a videogame party! Slumber party, Woah oh oh oh oh Take a chance beating my own score on Pitfall oh woah oh oh Pass the controller when you T.K.O. on Punch-out oh woah ah out! Forget our homework Graduation’s already next week There’s a knock at the door Somebody sent Dominos to my house Let’s have a party! It’s a party, woah oh woah oh oh It’s a videogame party! Slumber party, woah oh oh oh oh GUITAR! You’re invited You’re invited You’re invited to my slumber party! You’re invited You’re invited You’re invited to my slumber party tonight!
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Action Hero 02:19
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Made of steel Always saves the world He’s kinda invincible He’s bulletproof He’s got perfect aim That’s my kind of action hero, go GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! Watch my hero go Cool cars He always gets the girl Danger is his middle name If your feeling lucky, punk You can challenge him But there’s a reason he’s an action hero, go Action hero woah GO! GO! GO! Action hero woah GO! GO! GO! WATCH MY HERO GO! ACTION HERO GO!
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I Don't Wanna Live on the Moon 02:00
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Workin' 9 to 5 at Mickey D's 01:43
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Do you want, do ya, do ya want fries with that? Do you, do you want, do ya, do ya want fries with that? Stuck in my Stuck in my burger job 9 to 5 9 to 5, oh yeah Ah yeah, I’d like the combo number 3 With no meat and no bun And I need some ketchup, wait hold on Do you want, do ya, do ya want fries with that? Do you, do you want, do ya, do ya want fries with that? Stuck in my Stuck in my burger job 9 to 5 9 to 5, oh yeah Woah woah woah Hold on I quit
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Ditched at the Prom 03:11
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For this special night I’m combing my hair I’ve got a custom tailored fit, nice suit And she tells me “You’re looking cute” I hope we’ll dance under the moon They say that she’s out of my league And they don’t know what she sees in me Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom I’m just now hiding under the bleachers Trying to phone my mom to pick me up Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom Everybody is having a good time But I’m left here still crying in my punch Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh Please oh pretty please let me get what I want I thought that romance was found on the dance floor Now my heart’s just sore I see another girl feeling just as bad I walked up to her and reached out my hand And asked “May I have this dance?” Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom I’m just now hiding under the bleachers Trying to phone my mom to pick me up Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom Oh no I’ve been ditched at the prom I wish there was a way to turn back time And forget this night, that’s fine, sounds good to me

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HEATH NOT KEITH presents his 4th album full of 80's references, and pop punk charm as always! Unlike past albums, HNK is the first one with all the songs being released at the same time in one cohesive listening experience. "Ch-ch-ch-Chia!" starts off the 8-track album with a pop punk gem full of energy. A few tracks like "Workin' 9 to 5 at Mickey D's" and "Ditched at the Prom" add in some different elements to the sound. Heath considers this first proper album almost a "restart" that re-captures the energetic magic of his early Heath Not Keith songs.

REVIEWS:

HNK by pop punk band Heath Not Keith delivers an energetic appeal for those who feel nostalgia for 90's and 2000's rock with a dose of humor and garage band talent that also features an individual sound. Standout songs include "My Greatest Fan" and "I Don't Want To Live On The Moon" with an upbeat tempo that will get the listener off their feet and onto the dance floor. Heath Not Keith can be compared to pop punk bands such as Bowling For Soup and MXPX with a surf rock tempo that is both jazzy and groovy for all to enjoy.

- Evangeline W., Freelance Music Reviewer

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released May 15, 2021

Music and Lyrics: Heath Benson (except track 6)*
Guitar/Bass/Vocals: Heath Benson
Drums: Programed in Garageband
Keys/Synth Horns: Heath Benson

* Track 6, I Don't Wanna Live on the Moon originally by Sesame Street with this version a partial credit for the guitar solo to Joe King with his band's version.

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Pizza loving, 80's obsessed, pop punk band Heath Not Keith is a musical project fronted by one man, Heath Benson. Heath is the sole band member who writes, performs, and self-produces all the music. Heath Not Keith is heavily influenced by pop punk bands from the 90's such as Screeching Weasel, The Queers, MTX, and Helen Love. ... more

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