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Holiday Road
02:08
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Destination Wally World
02:12
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Pedal to the metal, we can’t stop
Little sister’s jamming to the Blitzkrieg Bop
Dad can’t stand to be around grandma
It’s the 800th mile, we’re trying not to lose it
It’s been a long road
It’s been a long day
It’s been a long time
Starting to lose my mind
Starting to lose my mind
On a pilgrimage to see a moose
Better check dad, think he’s a got a screw loose
A quick little detour to see our cousin
Broken AC, this car is like an oven
It’s been a long road
It’s been a long day
It’s been a long time
Starting to lose my mind
Destination Wally World (starting to lose my mind)
Destination
Destination Wally World (starting to lose my mind)
Destination
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
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Nintendo Power
03:24
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Right, left, down, up, A, B, & start
I’ve got full hearts
I’ll laugh when you blow in the cartridge
Yeah like that would make it work
It’s a work of art
Yeah I worked so hard to unlock that secret character
High five
I feel the power in my opposable thumbs woah oh
I’m a button smasher
I’ll save Princess Zelda one of these days
Nintendo power
I’ve got a collection piled four stories high
More fun with friends
My escape is my 8bit game land
Nintendo power
The smile on my face will never fade away
Oh yeah I’ve got all the accessories
It gets better when I play with friends
I’m a virtual boy in a virtual world
I just beat Super Mario Bros. 3
High five
I feel the power in my opposable thumbs woah oh
I’m a button smasher
I’ll save Princess Zelda one of these days
Nintendo power
High five
I’ve got a collection piled four stories high
More fun with friends
My escape is my 8bit game land
Nintendo power
I’ve got great reflexes, you better watch out woah oh
I bet the graphics can’t get better than this
Nintendo, Nintendo
Nintendo, Nintendo
High five
I feel the power in my opposable thumbs woah oh
I’ll save Princess Zelda one of these days
Nintendo, Nintendo
Nintendo, Nintendo
Ill get the last laugh oh woah
It feels so good when I beat the game
My childhood belongs to Nintendo
It’s my new best friend
N, I, N, T, E, N, D, O oh oh
N, I, N, T, E, N, D, O oh oh oh oh oh oh
N, I, N, T, E, N, D, O oh oh
N, I, N, T, E, N, D, O oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Zero to Hero
03:26
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Once I was an ordinary man
But now I can take on Superman
If I had a sidekick, I would choose Batman
And swing on the webs with my buddy Spiderman
Work by day, fight crime by night
You’ll never see me in a pair of tights
Believe it or not I’m faster than the Flash
I learned online how to do the Hulk Smash
I have my own super-car
I make my own super-gadgets
All the kids used to pick on me
Clean streets; that’s my guarantee
Zero to hero
I’m a weirdo
Look at me
Zero to hero
I’m a hero on my own
On my own
On my own
On my own
Zero to hero
I’m a weirdo
I’m a hero on my own
On my own
Meanwhile…during the verse
It was a dark and stormy night
I saw the the Dark Knight
He said, "Son, you got a lot of work to do"
Wolverine says he’s always got my back
This pizza isn’t helping out my six-pack
Outsmarting bad guys, I’m pretty clever
I get more power from my Dr. Pepper
When I walk the streets they play my theme song
Captain America taught me how to be strong
I don’t need help from the Avengers
My comic book chronicles my adventures
Zero to hero
I’m a weirdo
Look at me
Zero to hero
I’m a hero on my own
On my own
On my own
On my own
Zero to hero
I’m a weirdo
I’m a hero on my own
On my own
Once I was an ordinary man
Once I was an ordinary man
Once I was an ordinary man
Once I was an ordinary man
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The Brat Pack
03:54
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I sit and I think, I gotta get out of this school
They call me a nerd, I don’t know how to be cool
I’ve got a pop punk band, but I’ve got no fans
Detention bound, because I have no other plans
Whatcha doin’ on a Saturday?
The principal’s “All work, no play”
It’s kinda funny how different we are
I’m trying to earn my friendship star
Sneak attack
It’s the Brat Pack, oh yeah
Unlikely friendships changing the whole world
We are the brains and the criminals
The athletes, basketcases, and the princesses
Five hours in, I noticed they have parent issues
Talking it out, took a lot of boxes of tissues
Bender’s shooting hoops for scholarship
Claire is being nice to Allison
They extended their pack when I came along
We sang and danced to Rock ‘N Roll songs
Sneak attack
It’s the Brat Pack, oh yeah
Unlikely friendships changing the whole world
We are the brains and the criminals
The athletes, basketcases, and the princesses
On Monday I won’t forget you
On Tuesday you’re still my friend
On Wednesday we’ll still hang out
Thursday, Friday nothings ever gonna change
Sneak attack
It’s the Brat Pack, oh yeah
Unlikely friendships changing the whole world
We are the brains and the criminals
The athletes, basketcases, and the princesses
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Maverick
03:36
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Locked on my sights
I’m a “Go-Flight”
Thank goodness I’ve got my wingman
Enemy on the loose
Protect my friend Goose
Gonna do a big trick
They call me Maverick
Woah, watch me fly through the clouds
Woah, makin’ my old man proud
You’re flying a tin-can
Go get ‘em Iceman
Woah I’m the definition of cool
Woah graduated flight school
Woah I feel the need for speed
Woah when I’m in the air I’m free
Riding into
Riding into
Riding into the danger zone
Many missions
Many missions
Many missions I have flown
I’m going Mach 2
I’m pursuing you
Deflecting missiles with my barrel roll
Ascending altitude
Don’t mean be rude
Gonna do a big trick
They call me Maverick
Woah, My enemies are on the run
Woah, never thought this could be so much fun
I smirk with my shades on
Just blink and then I’m gone
Woah I’m definition of cool
Woah Graduated flight school
Woah I feel the need for speed
Woah When I’m in the air im free
Riding into
Riding into
I’m riding into the danger zone
Many missions
Many missions
Many missions I have flown
Woah I’m definition of cool
Woah Graduated flight school
Woah I feel the need for speed
Woah When I’m in the air im free
Riding into
Riding into
I’m riding into the danger zone
Many missions
Many missions
Many missions I have flown
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Twelve Versus One
02:52
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I don’t wanna play your game
Yippie-ki-yay, what’s my name?
I’m smarter than your average cop
You can’t get away with it
You can’t get away with it
You can’t get away with it
You can’t get away
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Wrong place, wrong time
Gotta get out of here
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Twelve versus one
You’re messing up my holiday
I learned my skills catching bad guys all day
I’m smarter than your average cop
Sneaking through the shadows
You’re not gonna find me
Sneaking through the shadows
You’re not gonna find me
I swore to protect and serve
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Wrong place, wrong time
Gotta get out of here
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Twelve versus one
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Wrong place, wrong time
Gotta get out of here
Wrong place, wrong time
(Woah oh)
Twelve versus one
Wrong place, wrong time
(Wrong place, wrong time)
Wrong place, wrong time
(Wrong place, wrong time)
Wrong place, wrong time
Twelve versus one
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8. |
The Return to Toontown
02:55
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There’s danger in the cartoon dimension
I’m suited up ready to go
Roger Rabbit’s got his happy ever after but Toontown’s ready to blow
Return, return, return
Return to Toontown
Return, return
There’s evidence that they’re giving them “The Dip”
Mickey Mouse is calling for help
They’re lucky I’m coming from the 3D world
I’m saving Toons all by myself
Return, return, return
Return to Toontown
Return, return
The Toons are relying on a dude like me oh
The Toons are relying on a dude like, a dude like me
Someone has to try to uh oh woah oh
Somebody has to save the world
(Woah woah)
Someone has to try to uh oh woah oh
Somebody has to save the world
(Woah woah)
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9. |
Hip to Be Fit
02:26
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Step 1, drop that fast food
Step 2, don’t give me attitude
Step 3, I can’t let you quit
Step 4, cause it’s hip to be fit
Get up, get up, get up on your feet
Feel the burn, feel it, feel the burn
It’s hip to be fit
Wipe your sweat, wipe your, wipe your sweat
Hydration!
Push and pull, push and pull it now, up and down
Touch your toes, touch ‘em, touch your toes
It’s hip to be fit
Take a breath, take a, take a breath
Stretch it out!
Step 5, You’re doing great
Step 6, Check your heart rate
Step 7, Repeat steps 1 through 6
Step 8, ‘cause it’s hip to be fit
I don’t have any motivation
I’d rather listen to my radio station
My weakness is a double chocolate cake
But my life changed with my fitness tape
Get up, get up, get up on your feet
Feel the burn, feel it, feel the burn
It’s hip to be fit
Wipe your sweat, wipe your, wipe your sweat
Hydration!
I don’t have any motivation
I’ll pretend every day’s a vacation
My weakness is a chocolate milkshake
But my life changed with my fitness tape
Get up, get up, get up on your feet
Feel the burn, feel it, feel the burn
It’s hip to be fit
Wipe your sweat, wipe your, wipe your sweat
Hydration!
Push and pull, push and pull it now, up and down
Touch your toes, touch ‘em, touch your toes
It’s hip to be fit
Take a breath, take a, take a breath
Cool it down!
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Heath Not Keith Memphis, Tennessee
Pizza loving, 80's obsessed, pop punk band Heath Not Keith is a musical project fronted by one man, Heath Benson. Heath is the sole band member who writes, performs, and self-produces all the music. Heath Not Keith is heavily influenced by pop punk bands from the 90's such as Screeching Weasel, The Queers, MTX, and Helen Love. ... more
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